📍 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere | 🕐 Availability: 24/7 (allegedly) 🧪 About the Role- We’re hiring a Soham Parekh – someone who can simultaneously handle multiple tasks while maintaining the illusion of being “fully dedicated” to each. You’ll juggle multiple calendars, Slack identities, and whatsapp groups like a Cirque du Soleil performer on Red Bull. 💼 Key Responsibilities- Attend multiple client meetings at the same time. Bonus points if you speak in vague but convincing tech-speak. Push just enough content to keep all CMOs hopeful. Master the art of ghosting without losing access. Keep Notion boards updated—across clients you forgot you even worked for. Build trust, then deploy… yourself elsewhere. 🛠 Requirements- 5+ years of experience in “just exploring” Ability to say "bandwidth is tight right now" in 7 tones of sincerity Familiarity with time zones, VPNs, and alternate email aliases Must have a master's degree in Tab Management Ethical ambiguity preferred 🎯 Bonus: If you can craft cold emails so good, they feel warm. 🎁 Perks- Multiple equity grants (none of which will vest) Infinite Slack emojis of confusion and respect Free burnout (comes bundled with guilt) 🚫 Disclaimer: This is just a joke. If you have read this far, you won't apply.
The agency Heltr Skeltr specializes in creating captivating communications for B2B companies globally, with a focus on innovative tech products and niche services. They work with ventures of all sizes across industries such as AR/VR, cybersecurity, drones, financial reporting, and conversational AI. At Heltr Skeltr, happiness is considered a core value, and the team is committed to engaging in intellectually stimulating work that adds value to clients. The full-time, on-site Entrepreneur in Residence role based in Mumbai at Heltr Skeltr involves leading and fostering innovation, developing business strategies, and collaborating closely with the team to drive growth and value creation for clients. The role requires stepping out of comfort zones to achieve innovation and deliver exceptional results. Qualifications for this role include an entrepreneurial mindset and business strategy development skills, strong analytical and problem-solving abilities, excellent communication and leadership skills, experience in driving growth and value creation, the ability to thrive in a fast-paced and innovative environment, proficiency in project management and stakeholder engagement, and experience in the tech industry is a plus. For any queries, please contact careers@heltrskeltr.in.,