Deets and Drama

We are looking for a CTO who doesn't just write code but writes the future. Someone who can take our chaotic brilliance and structure it into a scalable, bug-free masterpiece. 🚀 What You’ll Actually Do (The Deets): • Architect the Vision: You aren't just fixing printers. You are building the entire tech stack from the ground up (or scaling it to the moon). • Lead the Squad: Build and mentor a team of developers who are high-performance and low-ego. • Bridge the Gap: Translate our wild creative ideas ("Can the app literally high-five the user?") into actual, shippable features. • Scale, Scale, Scale: Ensure our platform doesn't crash when we go viral (because we will go viral). 🧠 Who You Are: • The tech stack is your playground: You are fluent in [Insert specific stack, e.g., React, Node.js, Python, AI integration], but you aren't married to one tool. You use what works. • No "Legacy Code" Energy: You innovate. You hate stagnation. You wire your brain (and our code) for success. • A Problem Solver: When things break (and they will), you don't panic. You dominate. • Psychology meets Technology: You understand that user experience isn't just about buttons; it's about dopamine, retention, and how the user feels. 💅 Why Join Us? • Equity & Impact: You’re not a cog in the machine; you are the engine. • The Culture: We practice what we preach. We value mental health, massive growth, and rewiring our brains for success. • The Challenge: Building a product that is as "pretty" and "smart" as the brand itself.